Q. When does a giraffe have 8 legs?

A. When there are two of them!
Q. What do giraffes have that no one else has?

A. Baby giraffes!
Q. Why do giraffes have long necks?

A. Because their feet smell!
I hope you like my jokes as much as my baby, Jack does!
Q: What did Dracula say when he saw a giraffe for the first time?

A: I'd like to get to gnaw you.

Q. Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

A. It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Giraffe.

Giraffe who?

Giraffe anything to eat? I'm starving!

Q. What did the giraffe say to the elephant sitting on chair when the elephant asks what time it is?

A. Time to get a new chair!
Q. Why was the giraffe late?

A. Because he got caught in a giraffic jam!

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?

A: A six-foot toothbrush.

Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
A: None. It's full of elephants.

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